The Poolitzer Prizes

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The Poolitzer Prizes

About The Poolitzer Prizes

The Poolitzer Prizes were established at Trump University by President Donald Trump. Prizes are awarded by the University on the recommendation of the Poolitzer Prize Board. The Board meets all the time. There are literally dozens of categories including real news, book-writing, music and steaks. We have the best steaks. The Prizes are announced continuously.

If you would like to nominate yourself or someone else for a Poolitzer Prize--in any category--please see below.

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How To Enter

Think you have a Poolitzer on your hands? Send it in! Entries are accepted on a rolling basis. Book length entries and photos should be submitted by email to realnews@poolitzer.org. Prize winners may be published as ebooks through an agreement with The Poolitzer Prizes.

For general inquiries, please tweet directly @realDonaldTrump and @PoolitzerPrizes

 

 
 

About The Board

Think you have a Poolitzer on your hands? Send it in! Entries are accepted on a rolling basis. Book length entries and photos should be submitted by email to realnews@poolitzer.org. Prize winners may be published as ebooks through an agreement with The Poolitzer Prizes.

For general inquiries, please tweet directly @realDonaldTrump and @PoolitzerPrizes

 

The Poolitzer Prize Board meets every weekday at the general headquarters of End Timey Industries in Anaheim, CA. For the most part, End Timey Industries makes offbeat films and digital media. Sign up for End Timey's newsletter to get updates on future projects!