The Poolitzer Prizes

The Other Prizes Are a Total Disaster

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September 8, 2017

Houston megachurch founder and "Prosperity Gospel" evangelist Joel Osteen announced today a new hotline for victims of Hurricane Irma. The hotline enables callers to access God's Love in their moment of crisis by supporting Osteen's Lakewood Church ministry. Said Ostee...

May 24, 2017

While President Trump and multiple members of his family are traveling through the Middle East and Europe this week--amidst multiple media reports of White House security blunders and potentially unlawful campaign activities--oft-forgotten Trump daughter Tiffany wants...

May 10, 2017

New York, NY -- Barron Trump announced through a spokesman today that he will be unable to assume the role of FBI Director until he completes the school year. Barron Trump spokesman and Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak stated: "Barron Trump has all the qualifications...

April 16, 2017

As first reported in the Chicago Sun-Times, President Trump created thousands of jobs for paid marchers nationwide, by refusing to release his tax returns. The marchers used the hashtag #TaxMarch to share photographs and experiences on social media.

Wrote the President:

April 10, 2017

United Airlines made headlines today by "re-accommodating" a ticketed passenger straight to the hospital. The gentleman in question had already taken his seat but the flight was overbooked. United Airlines offered as much as $400 in a search for volunteers. There were...

April 10, 2017

Trump University and the Poolitzer Prize Board announced today the first winners of the 2017 Poolitzer Prizes. Four winners were selected, great winners, although more are expected soon.

“We have the best prizes,” said President Donald Trump. “The other prizes are a tot...

April 10, 2017

Democrats in Congress are at it again. For the third time in as many weeks, Senate Democrats stymied a procedural vote that would have allowed the Bowling Green Massacre First Responders Bill to clear its first hurdle.

One of the sponsors of the bill, Senator Rand Paul...

April 10, 2017

PP: Thank you for joining us today.

Paul Ryan: Happy to be here.

PP: Tell us about your new book. How did it come about?

Paul Ryan: Well, as you know I’ve been working out at the gym for a long time, getting totally ripped, and I discovered that there isn’t a lot of varie...

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